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Week 9 Recap: Hayden Takes Back the Keys
Hayden turns minus-seventeen into the leagueβs biggest week, Matt nearly sweeps the ballot, and USC fools the whole room.
Read the story βWeek 8 Recap: Matt Gets the Keys
Matt Reed takes first, Hayden gets a seventeen-point poll bill, Tom wins the week and the ballot, and South Carolina fools the whole room.
Read the story βWeek 7 Recap: Hayden Keeps His Own Counsel
Hayden alone backs BYU and widens his lead, Matt Reed wins the week, Rob climbs four places, and Tom gets a very expensive Sunday.
Read the story βWeek 6 Recap: Sarah Has One Complaint
Sarah goes 9β1 and takes second, Kentucky blanks thirteen ballots, and the poll sends Mitch and Rob some expensive mail.
Read the story βWeek 5 Recap: Mitch Calls in the Whole Crew
Mitch wins the week, Spencer reaches third, Aaron owns the best ballot, and Matt Dillon catches Mo atop Pickβem.
Read the story βWeek 4 Recap: Tori Takes the Express Elevator
Tori rockets from tenth to fifth, Tom nearly sweeps the ballot, and undrafted Florida sends sixteen owners an invoice.
Read the story βWeek 3 Recap: The Photo Finish Needs a Microscope
Hayden leads by 0.010 PPG, Spencer climbs four places, and Mo takes the Pickβem lead while the Toilet teams get back to work.
Read the story βWeek 2 Recap: The Lead Is Down to a Decimal
Hayden hangs on, Sarah wins the weekend, and Mitch corners the upset market while the poll delivers some very expensive mail.
Read the story βWeek 1 Recap: Hayden Brings the Fireworks
Big wins, huge margins, and an 11β1 ballot put Hayden on top while Colorado catches the entire league looking.
Read the story βWeek 0 Recap: The Opening Salvo
Eight games, fourteen ballots, two consensus traps, and the first points of 2026.
Read the story β2026 Draft Summary
The draft-day leaderboard, superlatives, steals, reaches, pace, and every projected roster.
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