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Spencer made the biggest move, tenth to sixth, with 57.7 points. Alabama, Boise State, and TCU won; UTEP lost by 35; Alabama climbed two poll spots; and his 7–3 ballot tied for the weekly lead. Last week UTEP celebrated its award by winning. This week it returned to the assignment, and the whole operation ran much more smoothly.

Bryson jumped from seventh to fourth on 58.3 points. Texas, Ole Miss, and Liberty all won, Ohio supplied a five-point loss, and Ole Miss climbed from No. 8 to No. 4. Add seven correct picks and you have contributions from every available department. Sarah still holds third at 13.242 PPG, but Bryson is now just 0.075 behind at 13.167.

Aaron followed with a three-place climb, eighth to fifth. Penn State and South Florida each won by exactly 42, paying 14.2 apiece. Charlotte lost by five for another 10.5, while Hawai'i was idle. His 44.9-point week came from only three new scoring games. The roster brought matching receipts and let one teammate take the weekend off.

Tom and Rob Duane each climbed two places, to eleventh and fourteenth. Mo gained one to thirteenth. Going the other direction, Mitch and Rylan each fell five, to ninth and sixteenth; Matt Dillon slipped three to eighth. Stan and Tori dropped one apiece. Hayden, Matt Reed, Sarah, Jay, and Robbie held their spots. Eleven owners moved, and the two people closest together somehow stayed put.

Rob Duane went from zero game points across his roster in Week 2 to 44.3 in Week 3. Oregon led the recovery with an 84–0 win over Portland State, worth 18.4 pool points—the biggest drafted-team game return of the week, matching James Madison's Week 2 payout. Arizona added 12.5 by beating Northern Illinois, and Colorado supplied 13.4 by losing. With Army idle, every active slot paid. Six correct picks and a one-point Oregon poll recovery made it a 51.3-point rebound. That is how you send the basement key back upstairs.

Tom's Standard teams went a combined 145–10: Oklahoma State beat Murray State 59–0, Indiana beat Western Kentucky 38–0, and Illinois beat Southern Illinois 48–10. Those three wins paid 43.5 game points. UMass still won in the Toilet slot, but Tom added 46.5 overall and rose to eleventh. Last week he escaped the basement. This week he is putting some distance between himself and the stairs.

At the front, Iowa's 55–0 win supplied Hayden's biggest game return at 15.5, alongside BYU's 41–23 win and North Dakota State's 31–10 win. Matt Reed answered with Michigan 52–17, Utah 33–0, and Kansas State 31–20. Northern Illinois' 42–17 loss completed Matt's sweep of useful outcomes. Neither leader has been leaving much work for the rest of the roster to explain.

Ten of the fifteen active Toilet teams lost this week. Colorado finally helped Rob by falling 41–7 to Northwestern; Georgia State helped Jay with a 44–30 loss to UCF; Ohio helped Bryson by losing 41–36 to South Alabama. After several early-season demonstrations of unwanted competence, the plumbing is starting to cooperate.

UTEP takes Employee of the Weak with 13.5 points from its 35-point loss at Michigan, edging Colorado by one-tenth. That Michigan–UTEP game paid Matt Reed and Spencer 13.5 each. Arizona–Northern Illinois did the same favor for Rob and Matt at 12.5 each. Sometimes the most harmonious relationship in this league is two owners rooting for the same blowout for completely different reasons.

The holdouts were Oregon State, UMass, Boston College, and Arizona State, plus an especially enthusiastic Sam Houston. Sam Houston's 59–0 win over Nicholls was magnificent football and a zero-point contribution to Matt Dillon. It matched Oklahoma State's score exactly. Tom collected 15.9; Matt collected a character-building experience.

Robbie got the week's biggest owner poll gain: seven points, all from Louisville rising from No. 23 to No. 16 after beating SMU 41–31. Memphis added a 45–21 win, and Robbie banked 30.4 overall. Across the same matchup, Mitch got no SMU game points and a six-point ranking deduction. Add LSU's loss to Ole Miss and three-place fall, and Mitch's poll bill reached nine. Toledo's 49–48 escape and Stanford's useful loss kept the week positive at 18.9.

Rylan absorbed the largest ranking hit. Texas A&M lost 31–21 to Kentucky and fell from No. 9 to No. 23, costing fourteen points. USC won 42–35 for 10.7, but Rice lost and Arizona State won in the Toilet slot. With no Pick'em points, his total fell 3.3 to 88.5. The good news is that USC showed up. The less convenient news is that it needed a larger plus-one.

Mo found the week's strangest winning receipt: Ohio State beat Kent State 59–3 and slipped from sixth to seventh; Oklahoma beat New Mexico 14–6 and fell from No. 24 out of the poll. Three ranking points gone after two wins. Mo still added 54.0 thanks to four useful roster results and seven picks. Indiana and Miami also won while dropping one spot each. Sunday's poll continues to reserve the right to read Saturday differently.

Sarah's Houston lost 28–26 to Matt Dillon's Texas Tech, then slid three places to No. 25. Tennessee's one-place climb softened the deduction to two. Notre Dame and Tennessee supplied 25.0 game points, but New Mexico State was idle and the weekly gain settled at 27.0. Matt Dillon got the happier half of that close game plus two poll points, but New Mexico's loss, Navy's bye, and Sam Houston's victory limited him to 18.2 overall.

Bryson, Mo, Spencer, and Stan shared the weekly honors at 7–3. Mo now leads season Pick'em outright with 31 correct out of 40, one ahead of Bryson, Stan, and Matt Dillon at 30. Mo is thirteenth overall and first on the ballot leaderboard. His picks have their own penthouse, and they are still trying to get the roster approved for a visitor pass.

West Virginia beat Virginia 38–27, and all thirteen submitted picks were on Virginia. After Colorado in Week 1 and Georgia State in Week 2, this is the third straight recap with a unanimous ambush. Utah provided the antidote: thirteen Utah picks, thirteen correct answers, and a 33–0 win over Utah State. Group confidence remains a product with mixed reviews.

Mitch and Spencer were the only two to pick Mississippi State's 41–34 win at South Carolina. Last week Mitch owned the lonely upset market outright; this week Spencer opened a branch office. Ole Miss rewarded six of thirteen ballots by beating LSU, while Florida and Northwestern each rewarded seven. There were plenty of ways to separate from the crowd, provided you chose the right crowd.

Jay, Robbie, and Rylan had no Week 3 picks recorded. Sarah submitted nine of ten: four correct, five incorrect, and one missing selection on Houston–Texas Tech. That game had twelve picks; the other nine had thirteen. Missing picks are shown separately below so a partial ballot does not get mistaken for either a full ballot or no ballot at all.